Five Star Puzzles™
Patriotic Wooden Puzzles with Truth in Every Piece
Made with real wood.
Precision-cut by CNC.
Built to spark conversation, preserve heritage, and trigger the right people.
Finished with care, conviction, and a sharp eye — whether we’re honoring greatness or exposing weakness.
Handcrafted. Satirical. Unapologetically American.
Five Star Puzzles™ is the sharp edge of the truth — carved in wood. Whether you’re solving for laughs, legacy, or liberty, you’re not just buying decor. You’re backing a movement.
America First
Because where else would you start?
The Deep State
It’s not paranoia if it’s printed on the board.
Fake News
Mainstream media gets milled.
Drill Baby, Drill
Oil, humor, and hardwood.
Mules 2000
Count every piece. They didn’t.
4583 (Border Puzzle)
Borderline hilarious.
What Makes Our Puzzles Different
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CNC-Milled in America
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Made with real wood, not foam-board garbage
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Political satire meets collectible design
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Proudly offensive to the right people
We don’t do kitsch. We don’t do imported. And we sure don’t do neutral.
Get One Before They Ban Us
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- Backed by the Ameriquin™ Eagle Seal of Approval
“These aren’t toys. They’re declarations.”
Built by Wood Shoppe 2.0™. Founded by Donald J. Claxton.
Powered by AI. Milled in truth. Made in America.